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Did you know turtles can breathe through their butts? Ok, ok. I know you did not click on this article to learn about the anatomy of a turtle. But the point is, this was one of my favourite facts of all time. That is until last week, in my internet travels, I stumbled upon a morsel of information that swiftly pinched the crown.
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The idea first came up while a friend and I were discussing the vagina's probiotic properties. So, as the disapproving ghost of Julia Child looked on, she grabbed a spoon, a pan, and a candy thermometer, and set out to create yogurt from her vagina—the ultimate in locally-sourced cuisine. We had joked before about making yogurt from vaginal secretions—predictable jokes about the dietary benefit of eating pussy, about naming the product 'Queeffer'—but then a Google search was performed and: nothing. Not even in medical literature. Curiosity piqued, Westbrook began to research in earnest.