A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar it says:. Becasuse both of those words mean penis. The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate.

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A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting," his wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, "I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go? Your husband is clearly very experienced!.
One of the most important components of chemistry is sexual tension. Chemistry is an emotional engagement that can be fostered with proper pick-up lines if you know how to use them correctly. This is a desire that is thwarted, by obstacles, circumstances, or design. Sexual tension is a facet of our personalities that is often denied but still wanted. Do you know how to make somebody want something? It has been proven that if your desire for something is frustrated, you always want it more. The closer you can get to it without actually having it makes the desire grow more. When people — and guys tend to say it more often — think about the thrill of the chase, they mean the feeling of inevitability that slowly grows and makes the final point so desirable. Then, you can start building the sexual tension again.